Dear Valentine (Dinner), Greeting Card

Humorous internal and external monologues on a typewriter format greeting card.

Text: 
Dear Valentine, 
I want to take you to dinner but we can never agree on where, then we argue, and stop talking to each other. 

So, how about a glass of wine? Red, white, rosé... Nevermind.

Paper: 4.25"x5.5" folded, blank inside
Envelope: 70# A2 envelope