Dear Honey Card, a Dear Life Greeting Card

Humorous internal and external monologues on a typewriter format greeting card.

Text: 

Dear Honey,
Sometimes I wonder
how you put up with me.
Then I remember, oh,
I put up with you. 
So we’re even.

Sincerely,
Your Spouse

Paper: 4.25"x5.5" folded, blank inside
Envelope: 70# A2 envelope