Dear Getting Older, a Dear Life Greeting Card

Humorous internal and external monologues on a typewriter format greeting card.

Text: 

Dear Getting Older,

You know exercise
makes you look better naked...
...but, so does alcohol.
You choose.

Sincerely,
Being Real

Paper: 4.25"x5.5" folded, blank inside

Envelope: 70# A2 envelope