Dear Life Sh*t Show, a Dear Life Greeting Card

Humorous internal and external monologues on a typewriter format greeting card.

Text: 

Dear Life,

I used to think I had some control over you.
Now, I just pull up a chair and watch the
sh#t show unfold before me. 

Paper: 4.25"x5.5" folded, blank inside

Envelope: 70# A2 envelope