Dear Diet Plan, a Dear Life Greeting Card

Humorous internal and external monologues on a typewriter format greeting card.

Text: 

Dear Diet Plan,

I choked on a carrot stick today and all I could think was “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”

(True story.)

Paper: 4.25"x5.5" folded, blank inside

Envelope: 70# A2 envelope