Dear Wine, a Dear Life Greeting Card

Humorous internal and external monologues on a typewriter format greeting card.

Text: 

Dear Wine,

We had a deal.
You were supposed to
make me funnier,
sexier, smarter, and
a better dancer.

I saw the video.
We need to talk.

Paper: 4.25"x5.5" folded, blank inside
Envelope: 70# A2 envelope