Dear Getting Older, a Dear Life Greeting Card

Humorous internal and external monologues on a typewriter format greeting card.

Text: 

Dear Getting Older,
I see people my age out there
climbing mountains and ziplining.

And here I am feeling
good about getting my
underwear on without
losing my balance.

Sigh.

Paper: 4.25"x5.5" folded, blank inside
Envelope: 70# A2 envelope